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June 16, 2021

Dad Jokes for Real Estate Agents

Humor and heart can get us through almost anything – even real estate deals! Let’s dive into some bad dad jokes for real estate agents to put a SMILE on your face this week!

by Julie Escobar

In honor of the dads, stepdads, grandpas, and dad role models out there we wanted to have a little fun this week with a “Bad Dad Jokes” post to hopefully make you laugh out loud and have a few #SmileDOSE worthy shares on your social media platforms. Laughter is good for the soul, the heart, and the head. It’s also good for business!

Humor and Sales

One of the best salespeople in the history of sales was Zig Ziglar. He was a master at connecting with human beings – as a salesperson, a speaker, and a storyteller. I love this quote by him…

“Sales is the transference of feelings.”

How powerful is it when we “transfer feelings” using good humor with great heart?

Keeping Your Wits About You

In today’s competitive, chaotic, and often stressful real estate market – ESPECIALLY when it comes to dealing with multiple real estate offer negotiations!

Keeping your wits about you – and a having a sense of humor is more important than ever.

Negotiating and Humor

LOVE this article and study done by Harvard Law about using humor in negotiations as a way to get difficult questions answered and create memorable interactions.

How awesome is that?

So, ready to laugh a little? Channel your inner dad joke comedian?

Let’s look at some awesome “Bad Dad” Jokes for Real Estate Agents!

If you ever get locked out of your house…
Talk to your lock calmly. Communication is key.

What does a house wear?
Address!

A lady suspects her house is haunted and converts it into a tavern…
She was possessed by the entrepreneurial spirit.

I was in my room and I saw a group of 10 ants just running frantically. I felt bad, so I made a small house out of a cardboard box.

This technically makes me their landlord and they are my…
TenANTS.

What pasta is always getting locked out of its house?
Gnocchi!

What do you call a pirate who designs houses?
An arrrgchetect!

Why don’t scientists have doorbells in their house?
Because they want to win no-bell prize!

It’s difficult to explain the carcinogenic siding on my house.
But I can try asbestos I can.

They say that this house is haunted.
That’s funny; I’ve lived here for 245 years, and I haven’t noticed anything strange.

I changed all of the filters in my house today.
The difference was really a breath of fresh air.

What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?
(A door!)

What room has no walls?
(A mushroom!)

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.

How do you warm up a room after it’s been painted?
(Give it a second coat!)


Do you want to hear a roof joke?

It’s on the house.

I hate going to M.C. Hammer’s house…
He won’t let me touch anything.

Laughing and Learning

Here’s what we know after more than 30 years in this business, the more you laugh, the more you learn. Humor is a great connector. It helps our brains fire on more cylinders and makes each day a little easier to get through.

Jump start your funny bone – and your connections with these dad jokes – which by the way – are fair game to EVERY agent – not just the dads!

Motivational Quotes for Real Estate Agents

Humor and motivation should be part of your daily practice of mindset and affirmation.

Open the Classroom!

Power Agents®, you’ll find lots of tools to be more proactive, productive, and mindful, in our Time and Money Management tab in the Classroom. Looking for social media graphics – we’ve got a whole section of the classroom for those as well! With more than 500 tools, graphics, marketing pieces, training, and charts in the system – you’ll never be at a loss for content, motivation, or ready-to-use tools!


 

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